Recipient:
Rex Walls
93 Little Hobart Street
Welch, WV 34567
Sender:
Fred Shender
Child Services
145 Avenue Road
Walsh, WV 34567
Dear Mr. Walls,
It has come to my attention that your children are in need of our help. ON several occasions I have been notified of the childrens’ inadequate parenting and neglect. Unless certain expectations are met I will be sending another letter of notification that your children will be inducted into our care. I will further explain your violations in the following content of this letter.
The event in which I was first introduced to your parenting skills was when we had been told of Rex Walls’ alcoholism. On several occasions, bartenders have mentioned instances when either your daughter or your son have had the honour of retrieving you from the bottle. We even heard about the time when you had your daughter stay to help you win at games of billiards by engaging in subtly unpleasant acts which would better improve your odds. We find your alcoholism a bad influence and irresponsible attitude toward your children, and using them for purposes of gambling isn’t thought well of either.
Besides your apparent addiction to alcohol, there have been reports of your childrens’ malnourishment as well. Certain school teachers have brought to our attention that your children are abnormally thin, and often don’t have food to eat. There was even a grocery store clerk who had mentioned someone in your description that had stolen two grocery bags full of food. We will be coming by your current residence to evalutate your current way of living.
Our final problem with the reports we’ve been given is that your children and wife have spent an awful lot of time in medical care, which we suspect might be caused for domestic reasons. It’s not just the amount of time you’re family has spent in the hospital, it’s that every time there’s a hospital record of you, there is no check out date. Whether it was for your wife’s child bearing, or your young daughter’s severe burns, we know something’s afoot, and we will be checking up on your family.
These are the summary of the things we suspect in your family, and we will be by shortly to get to the bottom of this.
Sincerely,
Fred Shender

